my french teacher kept looking at me like this so I took this without warning him and told him he’d be famous
he demanded a retake bc he wanted u guys to think hes cool
I can’t believe I forgot to mention the fact that when I took this he told me to photoshop some hair on so “my internet friends” would like him
someone make this mans dreams come true
WHEN I SHOWED HIM THIS HE SAID “THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED”
I don’t understand how people can shower in like five minutes I mean I can go as fast as I can I still have to shampoo my hair and condition my hair and scrub myself and shave and cut myself shaving and use the blood in my summoning of the dark lord then travel to another dimension to ward off my enemies then come back and dry off how do you do that in five minutes
2 in 1 shampoo/conditioner
i can finally fulfill my dream of having tons of dicks in my mouth!
"what do you mean you’re not impressed by the hundreds of cocks i can take in my mouth at once?"
*at the dentist’s office*
"Why do you have so many cavities?"
"i ate too many dicks :("
I would love to get a bag of these and throw it at people saying “EAT A BAG OF DICKS!”